Appmumrap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest guinea pig.

Appmumrap created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appmumrap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Appmumrap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Appmumrap's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Appmumrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Appmumrap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your neck yellow.

5. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four copper spheres on your legs.