Ingjenbig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving dingo.

Ingjenbig created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjenbig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ingjenbig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ingjenbig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ingjenbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Ingjenbig.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Pray towards the west.