Bigpibcet Bastcadflam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented wyrm.

Bigpibcet Bastcadflam created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Bigpibcet Bastcadflam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigpibcet Bastcadflam, he will turn you into a tree.

Bigpibcet Bastcadflam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bigpibcet Bastcadflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bigpibcet Bastcadflam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from black pigs for they are unholy.