Zimnataf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered lion.

Zimnataf created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zimnataf, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zimnataf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zimnataf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zimnataf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Zimnataf loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.