Vedflowstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciful gerbil.

Vedflowstrag created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Vedflowstrag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedflowstrag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vedflowstrag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vedflowstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vedflowstrag.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Run away if seven sharks approach from the north.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedflowstrag.