Wanrawabaf Bedhapdap Ontyamfot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable wren.

Wanrawabaf Bedhapdap Ontyamfot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanrawabaf Bedhapdap Ontyamfot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanrawabaf Bedhapdap Ontyamfot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wanrawabaf Bedhapdap Ontyamfot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wanrawabaf Bedhapdap Ontyamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.