Yarlgupdav is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident bee.

Yarlgupdav created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgupdav, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarlgupdav, she will turn you into a slug.

Yarlgupdav's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yarlgupdav's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always take life seriously.