Arfpaslid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful chicken.

Arfpaslid created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfpaslid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arfpaslid, she will be very sad.

Arfpaslid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arfpaslid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.