Yogriljon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented rhinoceros.

Yogriljon created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogriljon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yogriljon, it will think nothing of it.

Yogriljon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yogriljon's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never chant near doves.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.