Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust goose.

Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Quagsadtag Ganrutweecetzenrak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never sing near goats.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never wear orange tights.

5. Do not chop down trees.