Pangdonhas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous camel.

Pangdonhas created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdonhas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pangdonhas, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pangdonhas' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pangdonhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never run in the presence of seals.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never feed onions to cats while wearing fawn skirts.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing magenta shirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.