Kadfuncin is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, able
hare.
Kadfuncin created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadfuncin, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kadfuncin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Kadfuncin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Kadfuncin's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Kadfuncin in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never eat green fruit.