Flapkiklanlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, happy tortoise.

Flapkiklanlarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapkiklanlarg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flapkiklanlarg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Flapkiklanlarg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Flapkiklanlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from orange gulls for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flapkiklanlarg.

5. Erect six platinum sculptures of Flapkiklanlarg on top of important buildings.