Met is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying cobra.

Met created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Met, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Met, it will laugh at you.

Met's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Met's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Never wear cyan ear rings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about cell theory.