Fashuddog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind rhinoceros.

Fashuddog created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashuddog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fashuddog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fashuddog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fashuddog's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help eagles.