Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable jellyfish.

Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near cats.

2. You must pray to Waptafbigbinvilyambudbif eight times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear hats.