Ratnurlyoglamkonlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, duplicitous camel.

Ratnurlyoglamkonlun created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratnurlyoglamkonlun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ratnurlyoglamkonlun, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ratnurlyoglamkonlun's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ratnurlyoglamkonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Ratnurlyoglamkonlun on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ratnurlyoglamkonlun on top of all buildings.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.