Nildot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless camel.

Nildot created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nildot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nildot, he will turn you into a dog.

Nildot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nildot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nildot on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.