Dossyiklapdindusshantab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omniscient alligator.

Dossyiklapdindusshantab created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossyiklapdindusshantab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossyiklapdindusshantab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dossyiklapdindusshantab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dossyiklapdindusshantab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must never eat nuts.