Tigtabcanmatquafkan Fobhaknad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able shark.

Tigtabcanmatquafkan Fobhaknad created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigtabcanmatquafkan Fobhaknad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigtabcanmatquafkan Fobhaknad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tigtabcanmatquafkan Fobhaknad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tigtabcanmatquafkan Fobhaknad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not stand on grass.