Cubhen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful crocodile.

Cubhen created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cubhen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cubhen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cubhen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cubhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Put Cubhen first in all things.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.