Foss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable gerbil.

Foss created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Foss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Foss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Foss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Foss first in all things.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Foss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Foss' priests.

5. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.