Jabtargkom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil fairy.

Jabtargkom created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabtargkom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jabtargkom, it will turn you into a rat.

Jabtargkom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jabtargkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.