Jabtargkom is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, tranquil
fairy.
Jabtargkom created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jabtargkom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Jabtargkom, it will turn you into a rat.
Jabtargkom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Jabtargkom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about electromagnetism.
2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.
3. You must never eat strawberries.
4. Never eat rice.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.