Kenjarnstan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, two-faced centipede.

Kenjarnstan created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenjarnstan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kenjarnstan, he will turn you into a rat.

Kenjarnstan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kenjarnstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Kenjarnstan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Do not take Kenjarnstan's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.