Voglabmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical cobra.

Voglabmif created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voglabmif, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Voglabmif, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Voglabmif's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Voglabmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red rings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always obey Voglabmif's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Voglabmif.

5. Never wear corsets.