Wotloggep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful toad.

Wotloggep created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotloggep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotloggep, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wotloggep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wotloggep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

3. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing violet shirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.
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