Cincitgun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, flying gerbil.

Cincitgun created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Cincitgun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cincitgun, it will turn you into a dog.

Cincitgun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cincitgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near snakes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Never run in holy places.