Yikyatdit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, astonishing snake.

Yikyatdit created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yikyatdit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikyatdit, he will curse you with boils.

Yikyatdit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yikyatdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikyatdit.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not kill doves.