Wodcissbissarnlatcidgud Kopdidfid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, moody pig.

Wodcissbissarnlatcidgud Kopdidfid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcissbissarnlatcidgud Kopdidfid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodcissbissarnlatcidgud Kopdidfid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wodcissbissarnlatcidgud Kopdidfid's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wodcissbissarnlatcidgud Kopdidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing pink trousers.

3. Always help birds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.