Himwig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited giraffe.

Himwig created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Himwig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himwig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Himwig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Himwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never write about comets.