Buddongem is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil crocodile.

Buddongem created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddongem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buddongem, it will turn you into a sheep.

Buddongem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Buddongem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Run away from violet ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Buddongem.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.