Bumnadyak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing hamster.

Bumnadyak created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnadyak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bumnadyak, she will turn you into a rock.

Bumnadyak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bumnadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Bumnadyak on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.