Lopragbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful wyvern.

Lopragbam created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopragbam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lopragbam, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lopragbam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lopragbam's Holy Commandments

1. Lopragbam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never leap in the presence of whales.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.