Abbaglen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast dragon.

Abbaglen created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abbaglen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Abbaglen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Abbaglen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Abbaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. You must love Abbaglen.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.