Stancudpitstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy gorilla.

Stancudpitstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Stancudpitstrag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stancudpitstrag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stancudpitstrag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stancudpitstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Always look after injured foxes.