Bitbomflow is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome hummingbird.

Bitbomflow created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitbomflow, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bitbomflow, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bitbomflow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bitbomflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if six mites approach from the south.

5. Never write about planets.