Dinbomzed is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective fish.

Dinbomzed created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinbomzed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dinbomzed, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dinbomzed's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dinbomzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about comets.