Fudxempid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart hyena.

Fudxempid created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudxempid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudxempid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudxempid's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fudxempid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fudxempid's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near moths while wearing orange ear rings.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never look at galaxies.