Yatyambop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful crocodile.

Yatyambop created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatyambop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yatyambop, she will turn you into a duck.

Yatyambop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yatyambop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must pray to Yatyambop eight times a day.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.