Xuckgovtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured bear.

Xuckgovtaf created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgovtaf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckgovtaf, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xuckgovtaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xuckgovtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Xuckgovtaf first in all things.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Xuckgovtaf loves snakes, so they must be respected.