Ligbosshud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak hedgehog.

Ligbosshud created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligbosshud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ligbosshud, she will be very unhappy.

Ligbosshud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ligbosshud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.