Rullapflap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sage jellyfish.

Rullapflap created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullapflap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rullapflap, she will cry a lot.

Rullapflap's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rullapflap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rullapflap first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.