Flamfabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful lizard.

Flamfabbab created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flamfabbab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flamfabbab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Flamfabbab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flamfabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flamfabbab.

4. Retreat if three pigs approach from the south.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing violet shirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your chest.