Hapmilcitjopgunhadkinvag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing dragon.

Hapmilcitjopgunhadkinvag created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapmilcitjopgunhadkinvag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hapmilcitjopgunhadkinvag, it will not care at all.

Hapmilcitjopgunhadkinvag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hapmilcitjopgunhadkinvag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three manatees approach from the east.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.