Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless bee.

Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wegvadfabjiprotcussvonk's priests.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.