Rawbugstik is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-confident chinchilla.

Rawbugstik created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawbugstik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rawbugstik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rawbugstik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rawbugstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed oranges to tapirs while wearing black shoes.