Vadgiddodxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing pig.

Vadgiddodxuc created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Vadgiddodxuc, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadgiddodxuc, he will make you grow a tail.

Vadgiddodxuc's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vadgiddodxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vadgiddodxuc's name in vain.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.