Fubgephun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced centipede.

Fubgephun created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgephun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubgephun, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fubgephun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fubgephun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fubgephun.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Fubgephun's priests.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Fubgephun in the centre of the settlement.