Weefobvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, emotional yak.

Weefobvonk created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Weefobvonk, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weefobvonk, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Weefobvonk's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Weefobvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Weefobvonk in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.