Bitsaslat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, cheerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bitsaslat created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsaslat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bitsaslat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bitsaslat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bitsaslat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bitsaslat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about nebulae.