Dudnurban is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent shrew.

Dudnurban created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudnurban, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudnurban, he will manifest in front of you.

Dudnurban's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dudnurban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near dolphins while wearing black shirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the west.